#YA HOE
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Not me stuck in Orlando because of Tropical Storm Debby 😭🙃🥱
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#picking up a call from ya side hoe on a date w your main bitch#art#homestuck#hom3stuck#aradia megido#sollux captor#eridan amplora#erisol#solradia#erisolradia#i guess#arasol
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my blade is lethal so long as i live
#comicedit#dcedit#dc#katana#tatsu yamashiro#yas kintsugi YAS UKIYO-E#putting that art education to good use!#hope u like it anon!! took me a while to find inspiration#listening to le sserafim inspired the kintsugi panel. werk.#i wanted to incorporate an ukiyo-e artwork in there that somewhat fit so i took her birds of prey history and ran w that hoe#i am thinking of doing a kenshi edit on my main. TRUST ill incorporate ukiyo-e into that too!!#request
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The disparity between the actual Hades and his Furies + his satan allegory = Bad Reputation is nothing short of hilarious. 😂
#finally#this is the Hades that I’ve been waiting for#like seriously#the broody tortured in solitude version of Hades that’s been mainstreamed to death is cute#lol#but being the most chill among the big three with the LEAST dysfunctional marriage/relationship#doesnt hold up the bad boy broody/bitter ole hoe reputation ya know#pjo tv spoilers#pjo tv show#percy jackon and the olympians#hades#pjo hades
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flashback-
if youd like to read the stephens from the beginning you can over here :)
if youd like to read the stephens continued you can over here:)
@ohsosims
theo-okay wow. all of this just for a tiktok about a 60 year old man?
scarlett- retros in.
theo-retro? you know your dad would kill you if he heard you call anything involving him retro right? hes not old as fuck you know.
scarlett-it was more of a dig at you than him. hes young. youre not. just want to point that out for anyone watching. makes you look creepy so.
theo-nice of you.well it can make me feel creepy sometimes but we fit.
scarlett-sure do
theo- [eyes narrow]
scarlett- so do you want to introduce yourself or?
theo-sure. im theo kline. im old as hell as scarlett likes to point out. i was on two seasons of the bachelor. one in ancient times. one recent.
scarlett- right! so to anyone who hasnt watched the first one theo did was the one where he met my mom, marlee, and the woman hed have a long affair with.
theo- nice dig.
scarlett- thanks [smirks] and the one that actually worked out despite theo trying to trash it whenever he could. the second season is where he met my dad.dustin.
theo- that wasnt where i met dustin.
scarlett- what?
theo- i didnt meet dustin on the show. i met him at his bar. just like we always said. and then he came on the show.
scarlett- wait? were you guys dating before he even came on the show?
theo- no, not dating. i encouraged him to apply though.
scarlett- WAIT.
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dustin-wait what. the bachelor?
theo- youve heard of it right?
dustin- of course i have. i even not so freely admittedly have seen your season. with your wife.
theo-ah, marlee. well theres a reason why im doing a second stint. didnt work out.
dustin-i have to say this is the weirdest way someones ever asked me out before. like i liked you but im not sure i want to go on one date with just you. i need to see like 30 other people at the same time.
theo- c'mon dude i didnt mean it that way. look i signed the contract before i even came into this place and seen you. if i didnt do that,dustin. trust me id do this the old fashioned way because thats what youre worthy of. its a tv show ,man.thats it. and id think youd like it. cool people. cool place. and if you decide youre not into it . or me. or any of it you can def tell me to fuck off .
dustin- i cant believe im telling you yes right now
theo- really?
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theo- i encouraged him to sign up.
scarlett- but you never asked him out before that?
theo- i wasnt sure i wanted to settle down so no. dustins the kind you do settle down for.
scarlett- you were married to my mom at the same time but you werent sure you wanted to settle down?
theo- well you seen how that ended up right? the jami thing? me being gay. it wasnt meant to last. but we got you out of it . so that is one good thing.
#told ya theyd be long ones haha#theres a lot to unpack#and young theo giving me feelings? also look at bb dusty.#scarletts like excuse me what were you guys screwing or#NOW theo is telling the truth. past theo was a hoe fr.#the stephens continued#the stephens#theo kline#dustin stephens#scarlett kline#the sims 4#ts4#the sims#simblr#ts4 gameplay#sims 4#ts4 simblr#the sims community#ts4 stories#show us your sims
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Would now be a bad time to tell him I kissed all of his brothers (except the twins bc I didn't have the option) on the way here? 😬
#I stay loyal to my man Mammon on the first go through of the dialogue but i wanna see all the scenes so i go back and pick the other options#i gotta be a hoe on the second go through bc all these men are fine as hell like i can't just NOT kiss them ya know#my username ain't obey-me-HOE for nothin 🤭#obey me#obey me shall we date#om! shall we date#shall we date obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me mammon#mammon obey me#om! mammon#obey-me-hoe-posts
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To all grocery store employees working on this thanksgiving day
#my fellow brothers in arms i am with you in spirit#@ every person grocery shopping today ya moms a hoe
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I am not a fan of Joseph’s hair right now.
#don’t come for me I am and always will be a long haired hoe okay? minus Bruce Willis he is my only exception#i just miss the curls ya know? but like obvs he doesn’t need to ask me before doing his hair it’s just his bangs are a little tooooo#short for me at the moment but I still love him#joseph quinn#my little British baby
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Sixteenth Day Event Prompt:
Dream & Foolish - Gravel
Sooo.................... yeah I uh... my shovel brain rot may have gotten out of hand, but I blame... Quackity and his tools...
Summary:
Foolish decides to visit prison... he does not like what he finds.
Snippet:
Las Nevadas is a country funded by foolishness and substance abuse, settled into the sand of the fakest desert money can buy. So, mirages and hallucinations aren’t the most unheard of things to happen, especially after working in the sun all day on the newest flashy building of the skyline. And yet, when Foolish sees the strange sight of Quackity strolling down the road with a netherite shovel over his shoulder, he knows it’s not an illusion. As bizarre as it is, he knows it’s real, for that he is certain, but that doesn’t answer the question of why Quackity is cheerily carrying a netherite shovel.
And suddenly the shovel lore makes sense lol... It's still the 16th somewhere right? @sixteenth-day-event
[Shovel Context...]
#ya know like instead of you have made 'a grave mistake' its 'a gravel mistake' lol XD#the freaking shovel.... and hoe...i have ideas....>;]#c!dream#dsmp#dreblr#dream smp#dsmp fanfic#dream fanfic#c!foolish#c!badboyhalo#sixteenthdayevent#i need to stop doing these and work on my ten other projects... ooof#pandora's vault#dsmpblr#c!quackity#terrible week to have an actual social life....#shall we play a game?#this is for the foolish and dream lovers... my labor of love <3 <3
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francesca and john are autistic
#argue with ya momma hoe not me#francesca bridgerton#john stirling#lord kilmartin#bridgerton#bridgerton s3#bridgerton season three#bridgerton season 3#autistic headcanon#autistic characters
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I didnt have anxiety abt starting uni until a few days ago and now its all becoming too real 😭😭 i have an introduction camp (scary), I haven’t ordered my books yet (dumb) and I’m scared I’m not gonna like anyone there (ok judge hoe)
#I love when me being scared of not creating new human connections is based on the fact that I’m a picky hoe abt friends#like yas queen you know your worth!!#but also now you might be friendless except for your hometown friends who are all going to different unis!!!!
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*in the tune of Not Like Us*
I'm bout to bust
I'm bout to bust
I'm bout to bust
#freaky ass nigga but consent comes first#hey hey hey bitch I'm a flirt#Lemme hear ya say “I'm a hoe”
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IM A BAD BITCH WITH LUNCHABLES
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wait i just realized i can do so much worse
#on occasion one must scare the hoes off to maintain a population of stronger hoes#ya know#fe17#fire emblem#fire emblem engage
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A lil suggestive again oop. (This is my tumblr what do you expect???? X'D)
...I swear I'm the only person into THIS SPEIFIC DYNAMIC and it kills me.
The song Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie by ABBA reminds me of Rebound Vio x Green so much agh. Had to draw smth for it. (Must stress for this dynamic to work, Green's totally into the idea of being a rebound specifically.)
(Made a comic for it, it's that one where Vio and Green kiss lmao.)
Basic Idea: Vio's lonely as hell after Shadow Link gets blown up by the four swords. X'D
Elements of healing between these two particularly after the fake betrayal. (And their fight) Delicious.
Green and Vio got so much room for ship drama WHERE ARE THE FICS!? >:( DO I GOTTA WRITE THEM MYSELF!? I'M NOT A FIC WRITER!!!
#Vio x Green#not adding some main tags cause it's kinda suggestive lol#yeah i drew this instead of FSR what ya gonna do about it?#you can pry hoe vio from my cold dead hands#I ship vio with everyone ngl
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It still counts as working on WIPs if you make a mood board right? Right?!
#Secret government facility AU#post season 2#my brain doesn't want to write today but i love this story so much#just had to actually DO something for it ya know?#sure wish my brain would do what i tell it to#SURE WOULD BE NICE 😒#billy hargrove#harringrove#steve harrington#stranger things#that hoe writes#or at least i WANT TO 😭😭😭#but oh well#also it's ABO and I'm not sorry
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